Well, the idle mind is the devil’s workshop, but I’d say that a busy one, is a storehouse of crazy, arbit, stupid, meaningless & unwanted creativity. This time during the endsems, Shankar & I came up with “The Gamma Song“. It’s another parody of the famous(?) Llama Song[1] Check it out if you like Physics/Maths/Stupidity or just have a lot of free time.
The Lyrics:
here's a gamma,there's a gamma and another little gamma, real gamma virtua' gamma, gamma gamma look! gamma gamma, Riemann gamma tangent Wick rotate-a gamma gamma gamma, squareroot gamma gamma gamma look! I was once a Tensor, I lived in a space, but I never saw the way the indices were raised I was just an A-mu, but that fixed a gauge, And now listen little child, to this verbiage did you ever see a gamma, miss a gamma hit a gamma, gamma's gamma curve of gamma gamma gamma look! Affine gamma, Dirac gamma, Chiral gamma, Basu, gamma, gamma with psi bar a drama, gamma gamma look! is it all in bold now? is this all so weird? is it made of tangent bundle? h-cross sigma beard Now our song is losing spin, we've run out of ... look! time for me to retire now, and become a crook!
